After being told to go outside and pick up the dog poop, he goes outside, whines and complains.  He comes back in and says, “Mom, I think the dog over-pooped.”

Luke, 8

Mom: Did you make this mess?
Erin: No.
Mom: Are you lying?
Erin: ROARRR!

Erin, 4

Why mommy? Is it not Christmas yet?

Dylan, 3

(when told she couldn’t hang an old car-freshener tree in her bathroom)

Ashlyn:  Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy!
Me: I am trying to talk to daddy.
Ashlyn: Well, I am trying to talk to YOU!

Ashlyn, 3

I am not cheating, I am just finding a new way to win!

Alex, 6