There’s a yellow S.O.B.

Erin, 3

(pointing at a yellow S.U.V. as we are driving through a parking lot.)

I know, I know, I’m reminding you of Bazooka Salt.

Daphne, 5

Whew, that sure was undignified!

Ryan, 3

(After running away from the vacuum cleaner)

Caffeeeeeeeeeeeine???!!!! Why do we have to have caffeine EVERY DAY?????!!!

Will, 3

(In response to godmother’s overheard aside to his mother, “Yeah, give the kid another espresso brownie; all he needs is more caffeine!”)

Singing with mommy: “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine…”

Kate, finishing the song with gusto: “Please don”t take my sandwich away.”

Kate, 2