Kate: I hate my costume!
Mommy: What are you talking about? You love your princess dress.
Kate: I did love it but I didn’t know that the other kids would have all these fabulous other costumes.

Kate, 4

Mom: you have to behave sweetie, Santa is watching you!
Jake: No, he’s not, mom. He’s at the mall, remember?

Jake, 4

Mommy, for Christmas, I would like my 2 front teeth and lots of Star Wars toys!

Hugo, 5