Yuna: *LARGE SIGH* We’re going to Buckstar AGAIN?
Me: It’s Starbucks, not Buckstar, and yes, we are going AGAIN.
Yuna: *Another large sigh and then a moment of silence* Well at least get me some madeleines then.

Yuna, 5

After coming home from a long evening of grocery shopping:
Yuna: I’m so hungry I could eat my pants!

Yuna, 5

Okay, I’ll get some carrot cake.

(After being told we should buy vegetables at the store, not just junk.)

Simon, 3

Mom: Are you alright in there?
Riley: Yea…(pause) I think I ate too much food!

(after a ten minute stay in the bathroom)

Riley, 10

Mom, can I have a go-gurt? I love go-gurt! But I’m still gonna marry a pickle jar when I get older!

Madison, 6

This cream sure is creamy!

Alexander, 3

It’s not food that makes you grow… only birthdays.

Hugo, 5

Yes, let’s eat girl cheese sandwiches… except not Brandon, he’ll have to eat a boy cheese.

Jannel, 4

Mom, either you let me eat candy for breakfast, or I hit you with this stick!

Justin, 5

Welcome to my restaurant, EMERGENCY. I’m the owner and I”l be preparing your food and serving it. What would you like today?

Troy, 4