I don’t do that anymore, I used to do that when I was three, but I grew out of it.

Aimee, 4 (on her 4th birthday)

Wow, even my SKIN is stylish!

Maeve, 4

Mom: “I can’t believe you’re 7!”

Kaylee: “That’’s what they kept saying at Grandmas… and I was like… in my head… GEEZE… would you STOP!”

Kaylee, 7

There IS no favorite thing I did today! This ENTIRE day was the WORST part of my day, and you’re NOT invited to my birthday party!!!!!

Macie, 5

(asked while she is in the midst of a day-without-a-nap-induced-temper-tantrum…)

Mom, my birthday is tomorrow, so I’m six years and eleven inches tonight!

Dylan, 7

It’s not food that makes you grow… only birthdays.

Hugo, 5