Mom: you have to behave sweetie, Santa is watching you!
Jake: No, he’s not, mom. He’s at the mall, remember?

Jake, 4

“It’s for the teachers to get more smarter!”

Hugo, 6, explaining that school is closed because the teachers have a staff development day.

When asked why he woke up so early: “My dreams were over.”

Nick, 9

Election day is when moms and dads vote for for people running from Barack Obama.

Troy, 5

George W. Bush started the war… that’s why there is a “W” in his name!

Hugo, 6

Michele: Mommy, can you get up?
Mommy: No, my foot is asleep, give me a minute.
Michele: (takes music box and puts it to my foot) Is it awake yet?

To Mom about Political sign, “Mom what is that?”
Mom to Sam, “That is a Green Party sign.”
Sam, “Can we go?”

Mommy, you have a big bum! It’s not little like mine…

Ethan, 2

Sammie: Whats in the box mum?
Mum (Whispers): Uncle George.
Sammie: Well what’s he doing in there! I always knew he was a loony!

(Said during the minute of silence at Uncle George’s funeral service)

There’s a yellow S.O.B.

Erin, 3

(pointing at a yellow S.U.V. as we are driving through a parking lot.)