Theo: “Flowers?”

Zach: “Theo…The world’s got to be nice!”

Theo,6 and Zach, 8 (brothers)

“Where is Trisha?”

“She is working at McDonald’s.”

“Hiha Hiha Ho Q!”

Dee Dee and Eva, 3

I want to be handsome for the sleepover!

Hugo, 5

(spending the night in his sister’s room)

“Here I come: “Super Tanner!!!”

“Yaaaay! Stupid Tanner!”

Tanner 3, and Kate, 2

Justin: “Have you ever had one of those days when everyone is all of a sudden stupid and nothing they say is right and it just makes you mad to listen to them?”

Cortnye: “Yes, Justin, for the last year, I’ve had that same day over and over.

Justin: “Welp, welcome to puberty.”

Justin (12) to Cortnye (13)

Tanner: “RJ’s my brother, and Justin’s my brother, and Kassi’s my sister, and Cortnye’s my sister, and Kate’s my sister.”

Kate (furious): “I’M NOT A SISTER, I’M A PRINCESS!”

Kate, 2