Dad: Logan, how are those new shoes working out?

Logan: They’re working out fine, Dad. Now please stop asking so many times. It’s creepy.

Logan, 10

[Editor's note: "Red card!"]

Ms. Myers, while you were sick we had several substitute teachers, and each one was just more beautiful than the next!

Logan, 5

Nah, she just took away my caring.

Nicholas, 11

(When asked if Ms. B has sqashed his creativity)

Mommy, can you come with me to kindergarten and hide in the back of the room? Please?

Macie, 5

Is today the day we learn how to read?

Macie, 5

(first words out of her mouth to her new teacher, on the first day of kindergarten.)

My teacher is the best teacher ever! He throws M&M’s at us if we answer the questions, and we get extras if we catch them in our mouths!!

Matthew, 9

And you know what Mommy? No kicking ANYBODY in our class in the front privates, because we are all going to be friends.

Marcie, 5

MOM! Do you realize that after I practice, AND do my homework, that only leaves me THREE free hours of my own before I have to go to bed???!!!

Justin, 16