Do you know how I memorized 2 x 11? I have this fake pencil in my brain, and it writes down the multiplication!!

Hugo, 6

Tanner: Good morning mommy, I’m done sleeping. I was dreaming.
Mommy: Oh really, what was your dream about?
Tanner: Oh gosh, I don’t think I can remember the whole thing, I never saw that one before.

Tanner, 5

Mom: Time to get up ! there is school today…
Hugo: No, Mommy… I need to go back in my dream!

Hugo, 6

To pregnant mommy: Mommy, If there was a fat person contest you would win! Yay!

Billy, 5

I don’t do that anymore, I used to do that when I was three, but I grew out of it.

Aimee, 4 (on her 4th birthday)

Mommy: “Kate come here and let me give you a big fat kiss.”
Kate:  ”Why Mommy, because you are fat?”

Kate, 3

“MOMMY! I have a headache in my foot!”

Aimee, 4

Kate: I hate my costume!
Mommy: What are you talking about? You love your princess dress.
Kate: I did love it but I didn’t know that the other kids would have all these fabulous other costumes.

Kate, 4

Mommy!  quick get me out of the bathtub!  I stayed too long and now my fingers are pickles!”

Kate, 3

Mom: Did you make this mess?
Erin: No.
Mom: Are you lying?
Erin: ROARRR!

Erin, 4