“MOMMY! I have a headache in my foot!”

Aimee, 4

Kate: I hate my costume!
Mommy: What are you talking about? You love your princess dress.
Kate: I did love it but I didn’t know that the other kids would have all these fabulous other costumes.

Kate, 4

Mommy!  quick get me out of the bathtub!  I stayed too long and now my fingers are pickles!”

Kate, 3

Mom: Did you make this mess?
Erin: No.
Mom: Are you lying?
Erin: ROARRR!

Erin, 4

Mom: you have to behave sweetie, Santa is watching you!
Jake: No, he’s not, mom. He’s at the mall, remember?

Jake, 4

“It’s for the teachers to get more smarter!”

Hugo, 6, explaining that school is closed because the teachers have a staff development day.

When asked why he woke up so early: “My dreams were over.”

Nick, 9

Election day is when moms and dads vote for for people running from Barack Obama.

Troy, 5

George W. Bush started the war… that’s why there is a “W” in his name!

Hugo, 6

Michele: Mommy, can you get up?
Mommy: No, my foot is asleep, give me a minute.
Michele: (takes music box and puts it to my foot) Is it awake yet?