It’s nice you are cool, mom… I appreciate it.

Hugo, 5

You’re the worst Mummy we’ve EVER had!!

Ben, 5

Justin: “ARE YOU CRAZY??!!”

Cortnye, “No she’’s not Justin, but she will be!”

(After finding out Mom is pregnant and last year’s little surprise is only 3 months old.)

“Thats how we do it mommy.”

“What?”

“Us kids have to back up like a car so we can sit on human/mommy laps.”

Ella, 5