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I haven’t seen that movie
Posted on July 21st, 2008 @ 9:39 am

Mom:  Nathaniel, do you know anything about sex yet?
Nathaniel:  No, I haven’t seen that movie.

Nathaniel, 6


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What is that smell?
Posted on July 3rd, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

Mama, what is that yummy smell? Your deodorant? You just HAVE to put that stuff all over your body!

Daphne, 6


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Ankles in my hair
Posted on June 8th, 2008 @ 7:55 am

Mom, I have ankles in my hair–can you brush them out for me?

Simon, 3


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What did you eat?
Posted on May 4th, 2008 @ 8:08 am

(Hands flying to cover nose) Mom! Your breath! What did you eat? (Takes hands away) I can’t feel my fingers.
Dylan, 8


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My heart is beeping hard!
Posted on March 16th, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

Oh! Man! My heart is beeping hard!

Hugo, 6


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I wish there were no such thing as words
Posted on March 13th, 2008 @ 2:11 am

I wish there were no such thing as words. Then we could move our bodies and hit people when we need to work things out.

Hazel, 4


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Mommy, are you sure you remember?
Posted on March 13th, 2008 @ 2:02 am

Mommy, are you sure you remember how to make a baby?

Terrel, 4


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This half of me is Mexican
Posted on March 13th, 2008 @ 2:00 am

Mommy, this half of me is Mexican and this half is regular.

Jacob, 5


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Bodies · Out of the Blue
Flip-flappy
Posted on March 13th, 2008 @ 1:56 am

Mom, your boobies are flip-flappy — they go like this.

Ian, 3

(shaking head from side to side)


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Mom, it is so wrong that we wipe our bottoms with trees
Posted on March 13th, 2008 @ 1:53 am

Mom, it is so wrong that we wipe our bottoms with trees. Trees and bottoms do not go together.

Beka, 5

(after leaving a restroom)


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Bodies · Nature

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