Mommy, do you ever feel like you want to just rip somebody’s head off?

Daphne, 6

I’m going to go on a super secret spy mission, plus tax.

Logan, 10

When I have a megaphone, things will be different.

Daphne, 6

(Choosing a cheerleader costume for Halloween)

I don’t understand a word you’re saying (about his math homework) and how does this doohickey (his pencil) work?

Dylan, 8