Hey mom, how come you have to be a member to do the hokey-pokey?

(asked while driving by the new YMCA… after being told repeatedly in the past that we weren’t members and would not be able to use the YMCA pool)

Garrett, 5

Mom, I love you from the earth to the moon, then back and then back to the moon, and then around the moon, and then back to the earth and then around the earth too!

Madison, 6

Mom, can I have a go-gurt? I love go-gurt! But I’m still gonna marry a pickle jar when I get older!

Madison, 6

I’m cold, I’ve got shivery timbers.

Drew, 2

Wow, even my SKIN is stylish!

Maeve, 4

See the sky-ball mommy?

Lauren, 2

I love you, mom. Thank you for having me… and keeping me. Thank you for not putting me for adoption.

Daddy, I talked to some girls over by the back of the fence on the far side at Holy Cross who said Hannah Montana is quitting her job. I need you to keep that quiet okay?

I love you more than 1,000 centuries, more than anybody or anything like a bunny or something bigger than the whole world including China.

Daphne, 5

Come on, get up and fight like a chef!

Daphne, 5